I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
why are watches so expensive
when someone hot reblogs your selfie
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
when a hot person smiles at you٩(●̮̃•)۶
when people that offended you want you to do them a favor
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me
when people send me dumb asks out of no where