"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
when you’ve been awake for more than 24 hours and you just
MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO
make a text post
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
i live across the street from an abandoned school and the bells still work and they ring at midnight and at noon isn’t that weird
YOU GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW FUCKING HOUSE
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
*takes 20 extra minutes in change room to take selfies*